hello my lovelies
so Im living in LA
at starting my second year at FIDM
i've lived in LA for almost a month now and
for those of you who have this picture in your mind of a magical city
where movie stars are strutting down the streets and its sunny and everyone is glamorous
you are dead wrong.
i am lucky if i can walk down the street with some crazy person yelling things at me
Or a homeless man trying to grab me.
LA has been a severe culture shock.
for the next 2 years those of you who read my blog will be hearing all about my adventures
of being a FIDM Visual Communications Major
living in the....
living in the smoggy city of Central LA.
I thought i would kick of this series of entries
by composing a list of Do's and Dont's
...here it goes...
1.) when your roommate's friend introduces herself and then says she is staying for a month.
THIS IS A BAD SIGN
DO:tell your R.A.
DO NOT: taze her
( i didnt actually taze her but i considered it)
2.) When you find out your roommate's friend is a prostitute.
No i dont mean enjoys having sex with multiple different partners...
no i mean full on intercourse for money literal soliciting sex prostitute.
THIS IS A BAD SIGN
DO: make an extra loud breakfast to help her hangover be more painful
and call your RA again
DO NOT: ask questions
3.) When a crazy homeless man plops down on a park bench next to you turns his head and yells
"YOU MOTHA F*****"
DO: stay clam & walk away
DO NOT: yell back at him
4.) When you go out running
DO: bring a Tazer even if you dont plan on using it, hopefully no one will mess with you
cause you look BA
DO: ignore the creepy men stairing at you
DO NOT: wear tight clothes
this is not the time to wear your lulu lemon hot pants and booty shorts. cover up
DO NOT: Run by bus stops
DO NOT: blast your music
OK thats all i have time for today
have a lovely day!